For those who “pee standing up”

Before you scream blasphemy, please know that I'm only quoting a preacher who was quoting the Bible.

A friend sent me a link to this seemingly real video of a preacher. The title of the blog post I saw it in is called "Bad Hermeneutics." Uh yeah.

From this OT passage, he somehow squeezes out the perfection of the KJV, the dominance of men (not males), the sorry state of the United States and our president, and personal urination habits. Wow.

Oh, and didn't the passage he read say God would destroy those who pisseth against the wall? Hmmm.

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Comments (9)

I thought one only saw duplicate posts on slashdot!
Ah, the perils of a group blog :) Sorry about that, guys.
Hilarious. Thanks for the link, and yes you are right, he was WAY out of context!
Whew. Does anyone know the context of this? I'm curious to know if this was a midweek Bible study, men's retreat, etc. What organization or church is this, so I can be sure to not visit. Seriously, how can someone go that far afield of the Scriptures? The silence in the congregation is telling.
"The president of this country probably pees sitting down"

Ah! Yet another reason for change for regime in Washington DC
Really?

KJV: If it's good enough for Paul . . . it's good enough for me!
this is awesome :D
Without meaning to come across as harsh, I don't believe one can justify posting this topic before the LORD, just because you're quoting a preacher.

We obviously need to ask ourselves all day, LORD, do you want me to do this or say this?
Can you honestly say to our LORD that He directed you to post this topic?

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