There are Much Worse Things to Believe In

I'm a fan of Stephen Colbert.  I've watched The Colbert Report since its launch in October of 2005.  I find it both smart and funny (and a little crass at times--a word to the wise), but one of the real draws to the show for a person like me is that Stephen Colbert is a man of faith.  He was reared Catholic, and up until he had his own show he taught Sunday School at his parish.  When he was a correspondent on The Daily Show he had a regular feature called "This Week in God," where he would review recent religious news with a humorous and impious slant.  (It needs to be noted that Stephen Colbert the man is different from "Stephen Colbert" the character he plays on the show, but his faith comes in from time to time, including this episode where he recites the Nicene Creed.)

Colbert teamed up with some others to produce a funny Christmas special for 2008.  Guests included Willie Nelson, Toby Keith, John Legend, Elvis Costello, and Feist, along with Jon Stewart, Colbert's former boss at The Daily Show.  The Christmas special was--true to form--smart and funny and, yes, impious at times.  But what Colbert and his staff do better than anyone is offer a weighty message along with the playfulness.  Seeing Nelson, Keith, Legend, Costello and Feist all team up for a rather somber presentation of "What's the Matter (with Peace, Love and Understanding)" was the first move toward sobriety.  But the show ended with Colbert and Costello at the piano singing a song titled, "There Are Much Worse Things to Believe In."

The song is a gentle challenge to all who scoff at Christmas--both the reality of Jesus' birth and the hoopla that surrounds it.  Here are a few lines:

Elvis: There are cynics, there are skeptics There are legions of dispassionate dyspeptics Who regard this time of year as a maudlin insincere Cheesy crass commercial travesty of all that we hold dear

Stephen: When they think that Well, I can hear it But I pity them their lack of Christmas spirit For in a world like ours, take it from Stephen There are much worse things to believe in.

Elvis: A redeemer and a savior, an obese man giving toys for good behavior

Stephen: The faith in what might be and the hope that we might see The answer to all sorrow in a box beneath the tree Find them foolish

Elvis: Sentimental

Stephen: Well you're clearly none too bright

Both: so we'll be gentle

Stephen: Don't even try to start vaguely conceiving

Both: Of all much worse things to believe in

Wednesday morning the news was full of accounts of the battles raging in the Gaza strip, the latest exploits of Rod Blagojevich, and continuing fallout from the global financial crisis.  That was December 31, not only New Year's Eve but also Day 7 of the Twelve Days of Christmas.  That's right, friends, Christmastide extends the 12 days from December 25 until Epiphany on January 6.

So you may want to keep playing those Christmas carols for a few more days, keep the tree up a while, and re-read Luke 2.  Because it seems pretty obvious that this world needs a Savior.  And that fact that he came once and will come again may seem a strange thing to believe.  But there are much worse things to believe in.

Merry Christmas.  And a blessed 2009.

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Comments (12)

I loved that special too. Also, hate to pick nits, but the song title is "(What's so Funny 'Bout) Peace Love and Understanding"
Nope. That's an entirely different song. This song is titled correctly. Check the playlist on iTunes.
Great post, Mary.
Merry Christmas
And there are "much worse things" than this blog to read ;)

Bravo on another great post.
I like the Colbert report. It is a funny show with many laughs. I know that some people will have a negative perception of the show because of some of the content. I think you brought up a good point when you said that Stephen Colbert the man is a different person than the character he plays in the show. This is his job and he is not only funny, but he is very intelligent. Regarding the "worse things to believe in", I completely agree. A few years ago I was sitting with a few people eating lunch and they started a discussion on who is a better superhero, Superman or Batman. This went on for a while. However, when you bring up the topic of Jesus, everyone stays quiet and brushes it off. How can people have a discussion of fictional characters for 30 minutes, but can't discuss Jesus for a few minutes. I guess, because to them, Jesus was the fictional character and they rather believe fictional comic book heros instead of the Savior. Ironic!

John said, "These are written that you may believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God, and that by believing you may have life in his name". This I believe!
Wow, another Christian who likes Stephen Colbert, what's the odds. Have you had a chance to read his book I am America (and so can you). It's hilarious. I didn't know how well his comedy would transfer from screen to print, but its really brilliant. I'm so glad I found your site.
I love it
I bought IIAASCY as soon as it came out. I'm now enjoying the 2009 Colbert page-a-day calendar based on the book. I think Stephen is brilliant! :-)

Welcome to ThinkChristian!
There is one problem with what you say:

Stephen:...There are much worse things to believe in.

Elvis: A redeemer and a SAVIOR, an obese man giving toys for good behavior

I think he is talking about Jesus. He is saying that believing in a savior, a redeemer and Santa are worse things to believe in. They are not talking about the Christmas that Christians know but the secular one in which the point is love and understanding (like their other song) NOT the birth of Jesus (who was born in April or so, btw).
You're clearly none too bright, so I'll be gentle: The song progressively talks about worse and worse things to believe in (ending with dark, spiteful gods, money, power, Armageddon, nothing), so the song is saying that believing in Jesus or Santa or what they represent isn't such a bad thing. It's a response to the "cynics, skeptics, legions of dispassionate dyspeptics" who reject the holiday all together. Got it?
Mary, I believe in the Bible, and love Christmas; but if you really think the two share more than a tenuous link you're mistaken.

Btw, I also love Colbert :)

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